Gullible

Laura 欲断魂 says (12:34 AM):
 facial make u age faster
peng says (12:34 AM):
 dun so funny la.
 haha
 reli a?
 y?

She actually believed me! My oh my! Honestly, of all the crap I utter, you just had to believe this? LOL! Thinking about it, brings back fond memories. I remembered a similar incident with Tash. I think, it went something like this.

Laura:

Baby. Stop pouting. You're gonna get more wrinkles this way.

Teresa:

Are you serious?

Laura:

Oh hey Teresa. Erm. No?

Teresa:

Tash just ran into the bathroom and looked into the mirror. She said, omg you guys! I think I can see lines appear on my face already!!

Laura:

LOL! Are you serious?

Teresa:

Yeah... She's whining about it now.

Laura:

I was just joking! ROFL

Either I'm just too convincing when I crap, or these people are just too gullible. Sweet memories though. Really sweet.

madness

Jein   : what do you want for your birthday present?
Laura: hmmm... YOU
Jein   : hahahaha... already taken... sorry dude
Laura: hahahaha... what he doesn't know wont hurt him rite?
Jein   : ROFL... no way
Laura: Hmmm... fine. Den... I want this mall for my birthday
Jein   : *glares* i'm not that rich!
Laura: hahaha... I din say it has to be this year
Jein: *double glare* i wasn't talking about the future... talking about THIS YEAR

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XXXXXX says (12:09 PM):
where's my toy
WHERE
LOL
Laura: fucking insomnia says (12:09 PM):
hahahaha
wat kinda toy u want eh?
Laura: fucking insomnia says (12:10 PM):
vibrator?
dildo?
strap on?
LOL

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XXXXXX says (3:19 PM):
she say
if i want to get married
save up
XXXXXX says (3:20 PM):
so i try not to go clubbing too often
lmao
Laura: fucking insomnia says (3:20 PM):
ha
at tat rate
more likely i'ma gonna get married b4 u
LOL
damn
i wanna get married
lol
XXXXXX says (3:20 PM):
idiot
you wont.
i WILL get married
XXXXXX says (3:21 PM):
BEFORE you!
HMPF!


hahaha... have a laugh... a good laugh... cheers!

Nightmare

her: I had a nightmare.
me: What is it?
her: I dreamt that I was getting married to a guy.
me: Huh?!
her: Yeah... This is the 1st time I ever had a nightmare like that before.
me: Wow... At least, tell me he was cute.
her: Erm... I couldn't see his face
me: Okay... Was he tall?
her: Erm... I guess you could say that...
me: Wow... So, I guess you really want to get married that bad, huh
her: I guess so...
me: Okay... Let's get married next year!
her: Huh?! No!
me: Why not?
her: That's like, around the corner.
me: Hmmm... Yeah!
her: But we're hardly going to see each other... What kind of marriage is this?
me: Erm... You could always... exchange to come over and study
her: Baby...
me: Baby...
her: ...
me: Baby... I was only joking
her: THANK YOU!
me: Hahahaha... You totally fell for that, didn't you?
her: Only for a minute...! Hahaha...

(That idiot of mine... Can't believe she fell for it that easily... LOL! Sure wish I could see her face when she found out I was just pulling her leg.)

A dozen

Mom wants 12 grand kids, and none adopted... I wonder, whether mummy wants that many as well... LOL!!!

When mom told me about this, I just looked at her, and started laughing. I was eating cendol, 'Green Worms', when we were talking about this. I can't help laughing, it was so funny!! Then she looked at me, and said that I'm useless, and she'll settle for 3... Hahahaha...

I sent Panda a message in MySpace, and I can just imagine the look on her face. Now, that is priceless. I should have just waited till she's over here before breaking the news to her... Hahahahaha...

jumble

Did I mention that my idiot was involved in a car accident? Drink and drive. Sigh. That woman is making me age faster than anything. She's so accident prone that it seems like she's getting injured, on average, once a fortnight. Sigh. Anything can happen to her.

Anyway, that's just a short line about my baby. I wanted to talk about my shopping expedition with the monkie and the piglet, ie, Jein and Esther. We went shopping for something for Jein's bf, had dinner at Wendy's, and ended up spending tons of time at Giant. They had to get stuff to make hampers out of for the event they have on today.

And so, yeah, we bought like, a whole trolley full of junk food, worth around rm96++. Can you imagine it? I bet the cashier woman and everybody who saw us there thought we were gorging on junk food. =.=

We started wrapping the hampers at night, around 11+. And, we ended up finishing the wrapping at around 2. Wow. We had a lil midnight snack and studied a lil, and went back to sleep. =) Will post up the pictures after this weekend I think, or sometime when I'm somewhere with a good, fast connection. =x

Till then, ciao! I'll be at Puchong, cause my uncle is getting married on Saturday.

Untitled

X: What did you eat for dinner?
Y: Rice. Fried rice.
X: OMG. Rice has been James Bond-ed.

(A conversation about dinner can turn into a lame joke.)

X: See? You both got wet because of me.
Y, Z: ......

(We were talking about water balloons.)

X: So. What did you do today?
Y: Nothing.
X: Nothing at all?
Y: Nothing.
X: Wow. Ok. I'm so hurt right now. You didn't miss me at all. You didn't even think of me. Wow.
Y: What? That was a trick question?! Of course I miss you. I was thinking bout you the whole day.
X: Hahaha. You're slow.
Y: What?! No I'm not. (Turns to the babies) I'm slow apparently. Wow. Can you believe that?

(Talking to my gf)

X: Eh, yang... Be careful la!
Y: Eh, you call her 'yang'... Stands for 'sayang'?? or goat (chinese)??
X, Z: hahahahahaha....

(Walking to school)

Jumbo

Let me tell you a story about my lil brat. He's around 7 - 8 months old, and he's a smart lil devil. The brat apparently climbed up to the table, and stole the whole boxful of baby cookies. Those cookies are like, super duper HUGE cookies. Those jumbo sized ones. Well, he climbed down with them, went under the cover, and started munching. By the time he was found out, the whole boxful of cookies were gone. LOL! Imagine that, my lil brat doing all that. That was one of the better jokes I've heard.

Of course, for the adults in the house, that wasn't funny at all. They had to deal with him being hyper. Imagine him sucker punching another baby around his age, and laughing and shouting the whole day. And he was up playing with trains at 1 am. LOL!

I proudly present the greedy pig, Jamar James Houser to you peeps. He's my lil brat when it comes to mischief and naughty stuff. Of course, I was cheering him on when he sucker punched the other one, which in turn got me a scolding from my baby. But it was all in the name of fun? =P And besides, my baby cant stay mad at me for long. It's a mutual thing. My voice calms her down, and vice versa. I wonder, if what she said could be for real. =X

And then there's the matter of a personal bet with my baby. She might not remember it in a few years time but I definitely will. We'll see who wins baby, that's a promise. I'm going to get what I want. =P You're going down baby! Muahahahaha...

Oh talking about my princess. She's a one of a kind idiot smartass. I love her so much. When things are going well for us, without any trouble or anything, talking to her through the phone is the sweetest time of the day. I don't mean that I don't like spending time with my friends, but this is different. I love talking to my baby on the phone despite the phone charges. You might say it's total bullshit, but if I don't hear her voice b4 sleeping, I just somehow can't sleep at all. I love my baby, that it hurts to be so far apart. But the end is going to be worth the wait.

poltergeist

So. Today is Li Hui, or better known among us as Camel's birthday. AND! We did it all in style. Trust me, when it comes to pranks, and us, it's bound to be messy and fun. :D

To make it special, we started celebrations at midnight, or rather, close to midnight. Jein was at my place since after dinner, to do the card, and stuff, and study a lil. And a big thank you to Esther, or else we would have all forgotten about the cake. *blushes*

So basically, the scenerio was like this: The card was done, the can of whipped cream in the fridge, the balloons were waiting to be filled, and both Esther and Jein were studying. Me and Mel were in the room, on the computer, when all of a sudden, Jein shouted: " LAURA!! WHY DIDN'T YOU REMIND ME ABOUT THE CAKE??!" I was shocked, I couldn't really get in a coherent thought. Then, we just piled into Jein's BF's car, drove by Jein, of course, and went to Cake Sense at SS15, SJ. Got this pandan cake, which is like, alternate layers of pandan sponge cake and pandan jelly. NICE!

Okok. So now the story really begins. Around 11. 30 or so, Jein and I made our way to Jein's place. Then I made a phone call to my GF. Talked to her for a short while, and told her I'll call her back after the surprise celebrations. Then Camel was asking me questions about my gf, and so the time passed. After getting the green light from Esther, we lured her over to Esther's place. She was on the phone for a while with her friend, when Jein kinda persuaded her to talk later.

When she was walking down the last stairway, ahead of me and Jein, she kinda turned around to talk to us. THAT, was the perfect opportunity for Esther and Mel. It was as if, LiHui knew they were there and presented them the perfect position to toss water balloons on her.

So so so. Can you imagine this? Me and Jein on the stairway, and LiHui, at the foot of the stairway, just turns around and talk to us, when all of a sudden, from behind the bushes, out comes Esther and Mel, each armed with a water balloon. Plop! Plop! Plop! Plak! And just like that, she got pelted with 4 balloons b4 she could even react. The best part was when Mel wanted to hit her with the 4th balloon.

*Mel holds the water balloon and laughs at LiHui, wanting to throw it at her.*
LiHui: (bends down as if in a bow) Here here.
(She was telling Mel to burst that balloon on her head)

That crazy woman was soaking wet from head to toe. :D :D Then they came over to our place. She thought it was over. *evil grin* She was talking to Esther, when yours truly (mischief pranker) comes out with a huge dollop of whipped cream and just smashes it into her face. *Muahahahahaha* She was SHOCKED! She even let me smear it all over her face, neck, and hands.

We took group pictures, and I smashed another mini cream pie on her face as well. *smirks* I just realized I really like doing all this. Feel like I kinda missed out on my childhood, not having ppl like this to play with. So bear with me for a few more years, I've got lots to catch up with. *winks*

It was really fun, and it was a success pranking and surprising her that night. I really enjoyed myself and with hopes, everybody did. Now, on to the next project! ;)

*Pictures next time alright? It takes forever to upload anything here.*

2days

*Me and mom walked pass the Kotex counter at the supermarket. I was walking ahead of mom.

Salesgirl (to me): Hey miss. Do you want to try this? It's on promotion now.
Me: No thanks.

Mom (grumbling to me): She never ask me. She must think that I'm menopausal or something.
Me: HAHAHAHAHA

*Talking on the phone

XXX: Well, I did think of being a singer.
Me: Wow! Great! Have you ever thought of joining American Idol?
XXX: Oh no! I don't like Simon. He hurts alot of people.
Me: Aww. But I like him!
Me: Won't you join for my sake?
XXX: Do you want me to join?
Me: Well, I kinda like the idea of you appearing on tv, just for me.
XXX: Okay. If you want me to, I'll do it.
Me: Oh really? Cool! Then I get to show you off to every one of my friends.
XXX: Haha.
Me: Hmm... But on second thoughts, I much rather you be my personal singer. :D

* Watching a cooking program on tv
Mom: I want to try cooking a fish pie la.
Me: Yucks.
Dad: Eh, girl. Ask you. How do you say chicken pie in Mandarin?
Me: Ha? Er. Dunno! Hahaha.
Dad: I teach you la. Call CI-PIE (cibai)
Me: HA?! NO LA! Ji-Pie, not Ci-Pie la!
Dad: CI-PIE la! hahahahaha
Me: Dad... You're terrible... hahahahahaha

*on translations
Me: Hermana grande, te quiero
(jie, i love you)
Ganli: Ok...
Me: Can und?
Ganli: Yea, it's Spanish
Me: =.=
Me: What language you DONT und?
Ganli: Indian

*on the phone, again
ZZZ: Hi
Me: Hey. Where did you go?
ZZZ: She's in the shower. I'm her sister
Me: Neh. Can't be
ZZZ: Yea, we sound alike, being sisters and all.
Me: Hmm...
ZZZ: You don't believe me?
Me: No...
ZZZ: Really, she's in the shower now
Me: Then why am I talking to you? I mean, why not just hang up?
ZZZ: 'Cause she told me not to.

*Once again.
Me: Why does your sister sound like you?
XXX: Do we sound alike?
Me: Hmm, yeah. 'Bout 90%.
XXX: Okay.
XXX: My sister likes you. She says I can keep you.
Me: ...

XXX: You know, I'm 20, but I don't look 20
Me: Oh? I bet you look 16.
XXX: Oh no. When I go out, people say i look 12
Me: What?! hahaha
XXX: That's not funny.
Me: Oh, but it is! Oh gosh baby, what if they arrest me for statutory rape?
XXX: LOL

landom

So the both of us are compatible, eh? Interesting. I don't really believe in all these astrology stuff, but it provides a good read. Sometimes, there's even a lil bit of truth in whatever is said. But it's all just a general idea of everything. I suppose, everything has to be taken with a pinch of salt? But I do hope it works out fine between us, not that you'll be reading this blog anytime soon.

Anyway. On a very different note. Enjoy the convo beneath.

Boy: Black black 1
Girl: Lagi black, lagi nice
Boy: Yea, and hard hard 1
Girl: Lagi hard, lagi nice.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

(btw, they were talking about fried chicken)

Introductions

My friend told me to do a post on my 'zoo'. Therefore, here goes! *Drum roll* Let the introductions begin!

Siew Peng - (Gui Gui)
My latest addition in the zoo. She's just terribly slow when it comes to *erhem* certain stuff.

Mel Mok - (Spastic cat)
My roommate, whose name is the same as that emitted from a cat/kitten.

Natalie - (Mousey)
Small and timid, exactly the epitome of the name.

Lee Ean - ( Ean-y the puppy)
Dun ask me why puppy... It just stuck. Puppy is cute... and infinitely innocent... (dun corrupt her!)

Li Hui - (Nomad Camel)
Nomad... just like a pilot... Unfortunately, this camel sucks at long distance. (C-A-C-A-T)

Esther Lee - (Piglet)
Yeah, exactly like 1. likes food and is small sized.... small enough to be hugged from behind then tickled... (and she is goddamn ticklish!)

Sze Jein - (Dolphin)
She's actually a hybrid... a combination of dolphin+monkey+elephant+human. But since I cant find such a picture (they dun really exists i suppose.. wonder how she was even conceived), I suppose a dolphin is the best description of her. (free spirited)

Kang Yun - (Lil Dino)
Dunno why she calls herself dino... but I guess it stuck. So here goes! (darling! as cute as u le!)

last but not least,

Erica - (Whaley)
One of the cutest of the lot, my whaley (whose name was penned by Mel) is coincidentally the 'obese' owner of my 'spastic cat'.... Wonder how did that ever happened...


So there! The formal introductions all done with.... I should totally come up with nicks for Jie, Jo, Megan and Mich. But for the record... My 'animals' are just sooo cute!











I wonder...... Would jie consent to be a panda?